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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>The brony blog of Slypenslyde, dedicated to unprofessional and pony-related thoughts.</description><title>Slypenslyde House</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @slypenslyde)</generator><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I don’t care if you want to be a ninja turtle</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/440521d4f2447673bde0494bf373d882/tumblr_mn7o1uW1WQ1rjggr6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t care if you want to be a ninja turtle&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51176416706</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51176416706</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:59:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>googlepoet:

www.googlepoetics.com
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5cbcf7d14f930ba014d5247098ccab0f/tumblr_mn9mg5sNHZ1rjggr6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.googlepoetics.com/post/51163951567/www-googlepoetics-com"&gt;googlepoet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.googlepoetics.com"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.googlepoetics.com"&gt;www.googlepoetics.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51176345531</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51176345531</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 16:58:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rose Luck Makeover by ~ChristoDeCare</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a66110ed954b423dcee1c024ded93450/tumblr_mn9qddYwBg1r48ucvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://christodecare.deviantart.com/art/Rose-Luck-Makeover-369808750"&gt;Rose Luck Makeover&lt;/a&gt; by ~&lt;a href="http://christodecare.deviantart.com/"&gt;ChristoDeCare&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51169895794</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51169895794</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:32:01 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rainbow Dash tote bag by *ponymonster</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23f20a8d1f5a4e3318c46900209e0d93/tumblr_mn9noe1zNC1r48ucvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ponymonster.deviantart.com/art/Rainbow-Dash-tote-bag-373345189"&gt;Rainbow Dash tote bag&lt;/a&gt; by *&lt;a href="http://ponymonster.deviantart.com/"&gt;ponymonster&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51165712618</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51165712618</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:33:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>You’re Back by ~Why485</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0591761c3c52f1a9400deb91929ce36c/tumblr_mn9l5aN0JI1r48ucvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://why485.deviantart.com/art/You-re-Back-281235051"&gt;You’re Back&lt;/a&gt; by ~&lt;a href="http://why485.deviantart.com/"&gt;Why485&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51162210735</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51162210735</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:39:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Roseluck Leaves the Flower Shop by ~Why485
I still get so many...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4844be4e59d32907709ea9d20a9c11ef/tumblr_mn9jomlpLt1r48ucvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://why485.deviantart.com/art/Roseluck-Leaves-the-Flower-Shop-353250147"&gt;Roseluck Leaves the Flower Shop&lt;/a&gt; by ~&lt;a href="http://why485.deviantart.com/"&gt;Why485&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I still get so many feels from this. I’ll likely use it for my own “the end”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51160386124</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51160386124</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:07:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>same</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11c8865ddd56fdd1d76000c5c477ee1c/tumblr_mlvhurwMMk1r3ezbdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;same&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51114131687</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51114131687</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:27:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fleebites:

artist at work
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8511cd3ced029a3a26a37a2b94189f49/tumblr_mn81zzzMhz1qlez7po1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fleebites.tumblr.com/post/51102132363/artist-at-work"&gt;fleebites&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;artist at work&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51112835346</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51112835346</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:10:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Grand Twitterponies Gala</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Last night I dreamed that I received an invitation to a swanky Twitterponies gala from @deniseunicorn. I&amp;#8217;m not sure /where/ it was, but the invitation came with my room key to the hotel and doubled as a credit card that would pay for everything.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We arrived at the hotel earlier than most, so after stopping by Denise&amp;#8217;s room to thank her we went out to eat at a local restaurant that was apparently so famous we knew about it. Our waiter was polite, took our drink order, and recommended an appetizer they were apparently known for. &amp;#8220;Chili feet&amp;#8221;. On cute, the table next to us received theirs. It was a large shortbread biscuit-like mass scuplted in the shape of a foot with an attached leg. It was about two feet high. Each toe of the foot was a strip of bread that had been hollowed out and filled with chili and cheese. I suspect the inside of the leg was chili and cheese too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our waiter disappeared after this. @LadyMoonglo and I talked about stuff for a while then realized we&amp;#8217;d been there for an hour and didn&amp;#8217;t even have drinks, and hadn&amp;#8217;t seen the waiter come by again. I started looking for a manager. LadyMoonglo went to the bathroom. Then, because I can&amp;#8217;t have a coherent dream, a tornado came down a nearby mountain and missed the restaurant, though we were all kind of worried. It was now 10:45 PM and still daylight out, and I was /livid/ that we didn&amp;#8217;t have our chili feet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I found a manager, who promised us a new waiter. Then the old waiter showed up again and I yelled at him. I never got my chili feet, and I think in dream canon I missed the Twitterponies Gala because I was stuck in that restaurant.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51068349537</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51068349537</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 08:36:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>pixelkitties:

Despite Librarian Zecora’s ardent recommendation,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/305a1aa0251e15861c83f1da1f53b6e5/tumblr_mn3munk46R1rorj6qo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pixelkitties.tumblr.com/post/50905449517/despite-librarian-zecoras-ardent-recommendation"&gt;pixelkitties&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Despite Librarian Zecora’s ardent recommendation, Twilight couldn’t resist solving the Lament Configuration.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51010651066</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/51010651066</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:18:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jaba-the-slut:


“Nobody s ays anything about that”

I’ve...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j1tz7AqG1r6wxbho1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j1tz7AqG1r6wxbho2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j1tz7AqG1r6wxbho3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j1tz7AqG1r6wxbho4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j1tz7AqG1r6wxbho5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j1tz7AqG1r6wxbho6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j1tz7AqG1r6wxbho7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j1tz7AqG1r6wxbho8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaba-the-slut.tumblr.com/post/27790963486/nobody-says-anything-about-that-ive-reblogged"&gt;jaba-the-slut&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;“Nobody s ays &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;anything&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; about that”&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve reblogged this about 40 times. But let me do it again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50834164720</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50834164720</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:39:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>PEW PEW JUSTIN BAILEY METROID by *VampBeauty</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89b9a194d7dc7870d02fac9ec319d5e5/tumblr_mn0osvtRVY1r48ucvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vampbeauty.deviantart.com/art/PEW-PEW-JUSTIN-BAILEY-METROID-372239274"&gt;PEW PEW JUSTIN BAILEY METROID&lt;/a&gt; by *&lt;a href="http://vampbeauty.deviantart.com/"&gt;VampBeauty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50766753864</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50766753864</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 18:19:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>FORGET YOU N00BS</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbc81121b18b3545c7437759b1f9f23f/tumblr_mmx8ewDfEP1qe4b3ao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d04a59cbf84105a8f828f75a4f20151/tumblr_mmx8ewDfEP1qe4b3ao2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/44412e710f40372070308b8bfcf1f462/tumblr_mmx8ewDfEP1qe4b3ao3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;FORGET YOU N00BS&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50695689982</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50695689982</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:04:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jacobin:

I just wanted to draw a cute deer!!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d3u7ghdn1qzasuoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jacobin.tumblr.com/post/28877695310/i-just-wanted-to-draw-a-cute-deer"&gt;jacobin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just wanted to draw a cute deer!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50695331641</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50695331641</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 20:59:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Winter Stroll by *Famosity</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9855ec7fd44662d826526bcca692a8fd/tumblr_mmz0imi7vI1r48ucvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://famosity.deviantart.com/art/Winter-Stroll-372212899"&gt;Winter Stroll&lt;/a&gt; by *&lt;a href="http://famosity.deviantart.com/"&gt;Famosity&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50693808788</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50693808788</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 20:37:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Gala Fashion 2013 - Summer Rain by *selinmarsou</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb6ecf528ee9dcaa117640ae4510b32a/tumblr_mmym6m9PSh1r48ucvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://selinmarsou.deviantart.com/art/Gala-Fashion-2013-Summer-Rain-372173032"&gt;Gala Fashion 2013 - Summer Rain&lt;/a&gt; by *&lt;a href="http://selinmarsou.deviantart.com/"&gt;selinmarsou&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50672641515</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50672641515</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:27:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Roseluck's Clippings: G4 Equestria</title><description>&lt;a href="http://roseluckclippings.tumblr.com/post/50597793619/g4-equestria"&gt;Roseluck's Clippings: G4 Equestria&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://roseluckclippings.tumblr.com/post/50597793619/g4-equestria"&gt;roseluckclippings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Though Megan abandoned Equestria, her stories had been told to children everywhere. Many powerful minds took responsibility for the ponies, sometimes replacing the ponies with new ones and other times altering their personalities. After many generations, Lauren Faust created an Equestria in which…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50598097416</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50598097416</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:37:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>theinsufferablefan:

the challenge seeker
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcah5e1xRd1r3olkxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theinsufferablefan.tumblr.com/post/49755515190/the-challenge-seeker"&gt;theinsufferablefan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the challenge seeker&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50539078806</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50539078806</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:42:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Man dies after 'sex with hornet nest'</title><description>&lt;a href="http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/"&gt;Man dies after 'sex with hornet nest'&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50496159800</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50496159800</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:07:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"To prove that Google’s behavior was widespread, Whitaker went through a different rep—one that the..."</title><description>“To prove that Google’s behavior was widespread, Whitaker went through a different rep—one that the country manager of Google Mexico helped connect him with and who showed no more resistance to Whitaker’s schemes. Despite the site’s open promise to sell RU-486, it passed Google’s policy review on its first try, without any objections. Working with his rep, Whitaker spent $25,000 on ads against a series of explicit search terms: “abortion,” “abortion services,” “medical abortion,” and “RU-486.” None of the ad buys triggered any red flags from Google.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/05/google-pharma-whitaker-sting/all/"&gt;How a Career Con Man Led a Federal Sting That Cost Google $500 Million | Threat Level | Wired.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50495026121</link><guid>http://slypenslyde.tumblr.com/post/50495026121</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 08:40:01 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
